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Showing posts with label It's driving My Dog Crazy. it LIVES IN MY NEIGHBOUR'S YARD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label It's driving My Dog Crazy. it LIVES IN MY NEIGHBOUR'S YARD. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 November 2012

How Do you Like A Possum Catcher's Point Of Veiw?

  How Do You Like a Possum Catcher's Point of View?Sue Hillard - Google Profile

 

Doe this look dangerous toYOU? Cute Isn't she? Baby possum are about the cutest thing on the planet. That's the problem, what happens when that cut little creature gets curious? Or playful...with your kids or pet? Or they want to play with the Baby PossumPress This Bar to Email The Possum Catcher to find out what happened to the Kids and the POSSUM next 


 Peter Follower From Twitter Asked This Possum Question to THe Possum Catcher:What can I do To GET RID OF OR KEEP THE POSSUM OUT OF MY BACK YARD? There is a possum in my back yard every night. It's driving My Dog Crazy. But it LIVES IN MY NEIGHBOUR'S YARD and he could care less. My dog got sprayed last night. I didn't know that Possum could spray like a skunk. Anyway, Thanks a million for that Skunk Stink Removal Paste. I made a batch for him. Then I made a batch for me. Then I used your Utlra Tide Trick to clean up te rest. NOW HOW TO I GET RID OF THIS G-D POSSUM...HELP!!! aAs much AS I love your Skunk Paste I'm not staying up everynight to make more, THanks! So can you llve trap and remove my possum? I read on your WEbsite  about skunk's scent drawing other animals. I don't want GET RID OF THE POSSUM, to replace it with what? I have enough problems with the possum i don't need anymore animal problems. How would you secure my yard to keep my dead beat neighbour critters off my propertyPress This Bar to Email The Possum Catcher to find out how to live trap get rid of and keep Possum and Other animals out of your yard Next

 


Scott From FACKBOOK ASKED THE POSSUM CATCHER THE FOLLOWING POSSUM QUESTIONS:Are Possum Dangerous? Aren't Possum more scared of you then you are of them? Will this  Possum Bite you? Do Possum Carry Rabies? Press This Bar to Email The Possum Catcher to find if this Possum is Dangerous, a scaredy-possum, if he'll bite and if he carrys the Rabies Virus

 

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Honestly...... it's Acme Central at my house, like Bugs Bunny and The Road Runner Show!

Fall...the time of year when you always feel tired. Myself, I find everyone and everything very edgy,
Especially people. Take a look around the next time you're out and about. It's getting close to Christmas, so the Malls are starting to fill up with bitchy people. All starting early looking for the perfect gifts. Be sure to disregard the teenagers as .... believe me they are oblivious to you when they walk into you like you should move.  Boy I'm not looking forward to Christmas Shopping, I hate Malls. Although I imagine if I had lots of money I'm sure my outlook would be different....loll.

I look out my window.....
The trees are becoming vibrant with colour just to drop to the ground. the wind always whistling it's sad song. That damn Chipmunk has been digging the shit out of my gardens...... look at my interlocking brick walkway....."It looks like it's walked away! That's the problem when you own the company..... you get all the animals, well I'll get Ron to set a trap tonight."
I pick up the broom...
 "OK let's do this...."

I find Eagles seven bridges playing in my headphones as I try to summon any ump I have to get my ass in gear and moving..... I start singing along with the song as I clean. I'm bebopping around not paying attention.....Sweeping and singing, quite badly.... I must admit.
"WWHHOOOAAAAT THE..." MY BROOM JUST PUSHED BACK!!!!!
"SQUEEEEEEK!!!!!!" As a Chipmunk squealed at me as it ran back under my grandfather clock.
pause........
    This is the point where I should let you know that I have have two puppies. Well... I guess you really couldn't call Keisha a puppy she's more like Big Momma. Considering she's Kaya's (my other puppy) Mom. I will say if you would have asked me three years ago about owning a Rotty. I would have told you to go F yourself you were crazy. I was dead against them ALL OF THEM!!!!!   Never in a Million Years did I ever think that I'd be making baby noises at two of the biggest  most perfectly scary Rottweilers you'll ever see and I trust them with my life!!!!
un pause....

   The Puppies come tearing up the stairs like a herd of elephants. As usual when they get to the top of the stairs.... As usual Keisha turned left went went directly into the dining room through the living room to where I was. Kaya run around like she always did to the right. through the kitchen... the front hall and into the living room to where I was.
   "GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"......."RRRR RRRRGGGGGGGGGGGR" Kaya and Keisha had now taken over the situation!  It was their arch nemisis Alvin the Chipmunk!!!!
    out of the two dogs they both have their attributes but Keisha is the Boss!!! She signals Kaya to stop Barking and growling to She signal for Kaya to follow her. Keisha quietly jobs up on the couch and lays in wait. While Kaya follows suit on the other couch. I'm sure in their eyes they were lions looking through the tall green grass just waiting to pounce on their victim. 
  "Honestly...... it's Acme Central at my house, like Bugs Bunny and The Road Runner Show Only the Kaya and Keisha Skow Huh Girls?" As I bent over to see if I could save poor Alvin's life....I banged at the bottom of the grandfather clock. " Boy I reallyh gotto duuuus........BIONG!!!! "grrrrrrRUFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!" .........BAAAMMMMMM!!!! "RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEERRRSHHH........CRAACCCKKK!!!!!!  RRRRUUUUFFFF RUF RUF RUF ruf ruf ru r........." CCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAsssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! the SOUND OF KEISHA POUNCING ON THE BACK OF THE HUGE CLOCK UP EIGHT FEET IN THE AIR AND PUSHES IT OVER TO GET AT THE CHIPMUNK!!!!!! SHE DIDN'T REALISE THAT SHE PUSHED IT RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!!!!! TALK ABOUT KISSING MY OWN ASS!!!!" BOY I NEED A SHOWER, WHEW............KEISHA GET OFF THE DAMN CLOCK!!!!"
I needed you to completely understand the position that was was in.........although I was laughing my ass off the entire time that this was going on. I was literally kissing it....... remember... i was bent over .... the Chipmunk........".Boy this damn clocks heavy........ Are you ever going to be in trouble when my angermangement wears off  YOU ....." "WOLF!!!!!" AND THEIR WERE OFF ALVIN HAD MADE FOR IT........... HE RAN UNDER THE DINING ROOM TABLE KAYA POUNCED" WOLF!!!" WHEN WHEN UNDER THE DINING CHAIRS RIGHT IN FRONT
OF THE HUTCH....THE HUTCH QUIVERED.... I COULD SEE IT GETTING READY TO FALL FORWARD ON THE THE TABLE....KEISHA JUMPS OFF OF THE CLOCK AND LUNGES AT ALVIN THE CHIPMUNK.......... ALVIN SHOOTS PAST KAYA AND ZAGS LEFT TO AVOID KEISHA'S TEETH. Alvin HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.......BUT NOT BEFORE CAUSING KEISHA TO SMASH INTO KAYA CAUSING BOTH OF THEM TO .............RRAAAAAMMMM!!!! MY!!! HUTCH!!! IT SMACK AGAINST THE WALL AND IT'S ALL OVER FROM THERE.........

!!......UUU...UUU..UHHHHH..MM..PPPPP..HH..H..HA"....."NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
 cRASH I GET OUT FROM UNDER THE CLOCK.......... MUMBLING A BUNCH OF WORDS THAT WOULD GET ME KICKED OFF OF GOOGLE!@##@$$$#$#$#$%$%$2234R@#$$#%   i GET UP AND TURN AROUND TO SEE THE MY PRIDE AND JOY!!!!..... MY DINING HUTCH WITH EVERYTHING THAT I TRULY CARED ABOUT ALL OF MY MOTHER'S CRYSTAL..... THE GOOD STUFF...............GONE.
"eeee-eee-ee-eeeeeee-e-eeeeee" "rrrrruuuuuRRRRUFFFFFWOLFFF!!! WOLF!!!!! wOLF!!!!!!"
THE DOGS RUN OUTSIDE TO IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM DIG THEIR OWN GRAVES!!!!
JUST KIDDING...... NO ANIMALS WERE HURT IN THE WRITING OF THIS STORY!!!!!
BONG BONG BONG
OVER!!!
As the clock let's me know it's also toast!

The Moral of the story especially if you own your own Animal Removal Company:
If you have a Chipmunk making a mess of your garden, porch, steps, walkways, driveways call us and get rid of it NOW before you LOOSE everything you care about later over stupidity and stubbornness!!!!! Don"t let you spouse tell you to let it go, get rid if it before you got to fix it!!!
 
Call us before your Chipmunk Problem Turns into a chipmunk Situation!!!!

AAA
Brampton Ontario Canada
Wildlife Removal and Pest Control Services
226-600-5597 647-498-6102


Experts in the Removal of All Wild Animals from:
  • Attic, Louvre,Bathroom, Kitchen, Roof Vents, Soffit, Gables, Eves, Eves Trough Down Spout, Under Siding, In/On/Nesting Behind My Business Sign and/or Entrance Way/Awning and Roof Peaks..
  • Under my Deck, Porch, Front Steps, Shed, Out Building(s), Pool House, Add-A-Room or Addition.
  • under my cement steps, porch, interlocking walkway or driveway.
  • In/ Under and around Pools, under pool liner and pumps and Heaters.
  • Air Conditioning and Heating Units, Radiators, Registers, Duct Work.


  • Bat Problems?Bats in your Attic? How do I Get Rid of Bats? What are Bat Entry Points? Do Bats Carry Rabies? Can Bat Guano Make Me Sick? Why Are Bats Protected?How many Bats Can I have?How Do I know If I have Been Bit By A Bat? What Signs do I look for If I Think I have a Bat?


Raccoon Problems? Raccoon(s) in Attic and/or Soffit? Raccoons in Chimney? How Do I know if I have a Raccoon?Are Raccoon Dangerous? Do Raccoons carry Rabies? What are the Health Hazards Associated with Raccoons? Raccoon Live Trapping, Removal and One Way Doors, I got rid of the Raccoon(s) but it Still Stinks,What Kind of Attic Clean out Services do you Offer?






  • Squirrel Problems?How do I get Rid of My Squirrels that have moves into my Attic, Soffit, Side Vents, Louvre Vents, Roof Vents, Chimney? What Damage can Squirrels Do? I am Hearing Chewing,Scratching and Squirrel Chatter Coming From My Attic,What Do I DO? Will Squirrels Chew My Wiring? Can Squirrels really cause a fire? How Many Exit Holes Can a Squirrel Have? How Can I Squirrel Proof My House/Building?



  • Possum Problems? How Do I Get Rid Of a Possum Under my Deck, Porch, Front Steps, Shed, Out Building(s), Pool House, Add-A-Room or Addition? How Do I keep other Skunks, Possum or Raccoons from moving in? My Dog/ Cat/ Pet Got Sprayed By a Possum, How Do I get Rid of The Possum Stink/ Smell? Do Possums Hibernate? What Do Possums Eat?
  • Skunk Problems?How Do I Get Rid Of a Skunk/Possum Under my Deck, Porch, Front Steps, Shed, Out Building(s), Pool House, Add-A-Room or Addition? How Do I keep other Skunks, Possum or Raccoons from moving in? My Dog/ Cat/ Pet Got Sprayed By a Skunk/Possum, How Do I get Rid of The Skunk/Possum Stink/ Smell? Do Skunks/Possums Hibernate? What Do Skunks/Possums Eat

  • Chipmunk Problems? How do I get Rid of the Chipmunk(s) under my cement steps, porch, interlocking walkway or driveway?How can I stop Chipmunks from digging up my sidewalk and Driveway?

  • Mouse/Rat Problems? I See mouse droppings, How Can I Find Out Where They Are Coming In?How Can I figure out How many Mice or Rats I Have? How do I know if I have a Mouse or Rat Problem? I have a dog or cat and they will often catch mice in the Kitchen, What do I Do?Where do the mice and rats live in my house, how can I find them?


  • Mole/Voles Problems? What is the Difference Between Moles and Voles?Moles/Voles are digging little tunnels in to and under my lawn killing it, What Can I Do?Moles/Voles are living under my shed, deck, porch steps, under pool liner and pumps, What can I do to get rid of Moles/Voles? What diseases can Moles/Voles give my dog or cat?

  • Bird Problems? I Have Birds nesting in my Bathroom, Kitchen, Roof Vents, Soffit, Awning, In My Business Sign, What Do I Do? There are Little Black Bugs/Mites falling out of the vent that the birds are nesting in, What can I do to Get Rid Of This? How Can I Clean out all of the Poop and Urine, Maggots and Flies, dead birds and the Worst Mites out of my House/ Building?

  • Pigeon Problem? I Have Pigeons that like to Roost on: Signs, Building Entrances, Awnings, Eaves, Balconies, At all Roof Edges, Ridge Caps, Soffit, Roof Tops/Peaks and under Down Spouts, Apartment Buildings, What Can I Do To get Rid of Them?Are Pigeon(s) and/or Pigeon Poop dangerous? How does AAA Wild animal Removal get rid of Pigeons?


  • Groundhog Problems? I"m Tired of Filling in Groundhog Holes in my Lawn and Garden, under My Shed, Deck, Porch, Steps, Add-a-Room, Addition, What Can I Do To Get Rid of Them?These Groundhogs will eat anything, My plants, shrubs, flower bulbs, vegetables in garden. When they were done with that they went after my garbage. How Can I Get Rid of These Groundhogs?

  • Rabbit Problems? I have No Garden Left. the Rabbit(s) got All of My Fresh Vegetables and all I have left of my flower are some rose pedals on the Bare Ground. I Have Rabbits burrowing under My Shed, Deck, Porch, Steps, Add-a-Room, Addition or Guest House, How Can I Get Rid of Them?


  • Hornet or Wasp Problem? I Am seeing alot of Hornets and Wasps inside the house/ building, What Should I do? I Have a Nest of Hornets, A Hive of Wasps in My Vents, Soffits, Attic Roof Vents, Chimney,What Do I Do?How Do I Get Rid Of Wasps and Hornets in the garage or shed or under your deck or porch steps?

  • Bee - Carpenter Problems? Carpenter Bees Have Infested my Attic, my roof, Soffit, Eves, Awnings, Decks, Shed, They are drilling holes in My beams everywhere. They have tunnelled all through the wood fascia, What Can I Do To Get Rid Of These Carpenter Bees?ARE Carpenter Bees Very Dangerous To Be Around, What Harm Can Carpenter Bees Do?


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***ALTHOUGH WE DO SPECIALISE IN COMPLETE BAT REMOVAL SERVICES WHICH WE HAVE SPENT 25 YEARS PERFECTING.WE HAVE ALSO BEEN REMOVING AND PROOFING FOR RACCOONS , SQUIRRELS, SKUNKS, MICE, RATS, POSSUM, BEES, BIRDS AND PIGEONS FOR JUST AS LONG.

Written By:
Sue Hillard, BRSS Removal Services